It was a fun run and all, but it’s time for the world to end. Avril Lavigne has been chosen as the vessel for Chad Kroeger’s seed, and their resulting offspring, the Beast, shall trumpet forth the end times with a song so mediocre that the rivers shall turn red with blood, the dead shall rise and four horsemen representing death, pestilence, famine and war shall ride in to end it.
So, it turns out Canada has a role to play in history after all.