The enemy is listening

We’ve got some bad news, news so bad it makes us wonder if we can really win the War on Animals.

It turns out that the animals may be tracking this very site, deciphering our attempts to keep you up to date in this more perilous of wars. French researchers have discovered that baboons can read. The are able to identify words, but don’t actually know what the words mean.

At least that’s what they want us to think.