Proving that no good comes of mixing space and bugs, the Russians have reported that cockroaches born in space are “faster and tougher than their terrestrial brethren.”
Theories for this disturbing development include developing in a zero-gravity environment or, like the Fantastic Four, exposure to space radiation.
To maintain superiority over all lower forms of animal life, we must ban all non-humans from spaceflight. To not do so will risk making our worst fears a reality.
In order to effectively retain my geek card, I should point out that it was cosmic radiation, and not space radiation that gave the Fantastic Four their powers. Now if you’ll excuse, I’m due for a 11:30 wedgie appointment.
it`s not true if human`s from space are weaker then how comes insects are stronger just don`t think about that sci-f of the fantastic four, i prefer branding them as the FUN four