Folks, if there is one thing that we have warned you all about, it’s animals. And yet, everyone has a pet. Pets are fine, in the sense that you can use them to gain information about the enemy. Just make sure they know how to beg, it’s the only useful trick they will ever know if they run away.
But there are sad times, when someone’s pet is hit by a car. When a woman in Bangor, Maine hit a cat, she immediately assumed it was seriously injured and put it in the back of her van. And in the words of the Associated Press: “while driving the cat became alert and she realized it was a bobcat.” It woke up. And it was not happy.
She called the emergency responders. Police arrived on scene and the bobcat was eventually corralled and brought in for questioning.