Fish eat different things. Some eat algae, some eat other fishes’ crap and some just eat other fish. In Idaho, one fisherman caught a trout that loves finger food–specifically, human fingers.
A fisherman recently found a human finger in the belly of a trout, and amazingly, investigator were able to find its owner. The man’s name Haans Galassi, and he lost all of the fingers on his left hand in a wakeboarding accident. Yes, the man who lost his fingers is named Haans. Don’t laugh, you insensitive bastards!
Galassi said he didn’t want the finger back, losing them while he adjusted the rope towing him had been trauma enough. So be vigilant, warriors, the fish are out there, and they now have a taste for human flesh.