The ladies don’t like beer bellies

Think your life sucks? At least you’re not too fat to have sex like Chuang Chuang. Pandas are without a doubt one of the most neutral in the War on Animals. They rarely breed in captivity and their young die easily.

But if they can be too fat to mate, their lifestyles are far to decadent. This blog is calling for the War on Animals to extend to pandas–regardless of how cute they might be. Let’s teach them some humility.