A Benedictine monk from Germany was busted for shoplifting gay porno DVDs and then a search of his monastery room revealed an unholy cache of more than 200 discs of possibly but probably purloined and pilfered purpose-put porn. And seashells sought out by a seashore. The only thing that I wonder about though is how did he keep his thievery quiet for so long?
Oh … right. Yeah. Vow of silence and all that jazz.