It heartens me to see that there are members of the media who are through turning a blind eye to the War on Animals and are finally addressing it on their shows. Unfortunately, it’s being highlighted on Headline News, so no one is watching. Nevertheless, this public forum is finally open, and we can now battle out in words with those who seek to subvert the human race.
I am speaking, of course, about HLN’s Jane Velez-Mitchell, who regularly highlights the battle of “Man vs. Nature.” Unfortunately, rather than taking a Dobbsian tone and sounding the alarm people don’t want to hear but should, she take the side of the beasts, and not to play devil’s advocate, either. She really means it.
Well, Jane Velez-Mitchel of “Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell,” I have issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell.
The “Man vs. Nature” issue is even highlighted on her show’s site. Right now she’s got video clips of herself lambasting brave warriors like the GoDaddy.com CEO Bob Parsons and his awesome elephant-snuff video and championing causes like “The fight to stop seal slaughter.” Really? “Seal slaughter?” Who really cares about the seals, Velez-Mitchell? Oh, I’m sorry! You must be huge with Canadians that aren’t Inuit.
We’ve allowed this pundit to go on unchecked for far too long. Mankind can ill afford to put its head in the sand like the dreaded foe known as the ostrich. The animals are real, their alliance is real and they will stop at nothing until they have wiped us off the face of the Earth.
She crossed the line recently when she interviewed a woman, who just so happens to be Carl Sagan’s widow, Ann Druyan, about one New York town’s plans to get rid of the local deer, which try to starve out the human population by eating crops and run suicide missions on the town’s roads. Apparently, Velez-Mitchell is pro-famine and anti-driving-safety. Instead of celebrating Cayuga Heights, N.Y.’s “war on sweet, innocent deer,” she acts outraged about it.
The plan is to lure the town’s deer with corn and other delicious food, then throw nets on them. Once they are in nets, they get a bullet to the brain, which many cultures consider an honorable death. Druyan said she’s surprised “they’re not advocating flame throwers to just set them on fire.” Good idea, Mrs. Sagan, good idea.
It’s easy to get emotional about this–they’re cute and they don’t crap on our lawns, but that’s how they get you to let your guard down. Deer invade homes and businesses across this country all the time, not to mention they kill motorists every year. The leaders of Cayuga Heights understand how dangerous this all is, and people like Velez-Mitchell are out to drag their names through the mud and march us into surrender to the animals.
Even if you’re a hardened species traitor and think that shooting these deer is wrong, remember what Walt Disney, a man ahead of his time, taught us so many year ago: If the hunters didn’t kill Bambi’s mother, that magical adventure would have never happened, now would it?
Your move, Jane.