You know those jerks who are always on their cell phones? Next time you see one, give him or her a hug.
According to a new study in India, bees are dying off because of the radiation given off by cell phones. That means you are helping to fight the War on Animals, even when you’re not trying to. Researchers put cell phones on bee hives, which kind of seems like giving aid and comfort to the enemy, until they found that the hives stopped producing eggs and honey.
Answer your phone, it’s glory calling.