A German man, like so many of us, was driving on the highway (or “motorway” as they say in Europe because they don’t know the real term for it) when he needed to stop at a restroom.
Just like we all do, he pulled into a rest area and went inside to do his business. As everyone else does, he brought a plastic bag holding 10,000 euros. And as will happen from time to time, he forgot the bag in the restroom and drove off, not realizing he was missing it until some 30 minutes later.
And not surprisingly, the bag was gone when he returned.
I’ve only made that mistake once.
OK, twice.
Happily, those were two of the many days I chose to stalk Rick in rest area bathrooms.
Fine, three times. But the third time doesn’t count because I intentionally left the money behind.
The bag kind of fell into the toilet … y’know, *after*.
Enjoy my pissed away fortune, Chris!