In Ireland, someone has committed a crime that would not ordinarily make a publication as noteworthy as ours, save for its topic. A guy stole some beer.
Well, maybe “some” doesn’t quite do it justice (HAR, justice!). A man in Dublin drove his truck to the Guinness brewery, a source of national pride, then attached a trailer with 450 kegs of the Guinness goodness and drove out the front gate. I will repeat that last part again. The man drove out the front gate with 450 kegs of beer and no one batted an eye.
Irish police say they are looking for an extremely inebriated man who has not left the island nation in the past 24 hours. They have narrowed their search down to the country’s male population.