Zoos are the kind of place that we need in society, for when the animals are all gone, we will thank zoos for helping remind us just why we fought.
Now and then, zoos can be a dangerous place, you know, like when something escapes, or somebody climbs in the tiger cage all hopped up on paint thinners. But now, these prisons for enemy combatants may have another appeal, especially for the legions on dung collectors out there.
The Prague Zoo is selling pieces of elephant dung as souvenirs, because who doesn’t want that? Apparently it works as a pretty decent fertilizer, at least that’s what the Czechs say.
Just a hint, in case you’re stuck trying to come up with a birthday present idea for yours truly.