The sausage has officially been hidden

A group of thieves broke into a warehouse over the weekend and “stole 16 tons of pork“. Let that sink into your brain.

Not money.

Not electronics.

Not human slaves.

Just 32,000 pounds of pig by-products. That’s it. Nothing else. Finding the cunning individuals behind this heist should be fairly easy-simply watch out for the people that suffer a massive heart attack within the next month.