Russians are on high alert today after news spread of an escapee, that is considered very dangerous. Officials warned citizens in the city of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky that there was an albino ostrich on the loose, and it’s best that they avoid it.
We generally agree that it’s best not to put yourself in danger, but comrades, if you end up face to face with this lethal, flightless bird, shoot to kill. She’d do the same to you.