Last week, we told you how to survive a monster attack. Little did we know that such knowledge would come in hand to our readers so quickly. The residents of the city of Lewiston, Maine are facing just such a crisis right now.
It seems a blob has attacked the city. For more than a week, the blob has called the city’s sewers its home. And it seems it has no intention of leaving. To make matters worse, city officials seem to be stumped as to how to get the blob out. More so, they are having problems justifying much action, since the blog has not yet claimed any victims.
Regardless, this blog recommends plastic explosives. Send that blob back to the hellhole it came from.