The truth is around here somewhere

Australia seems to have lost its files detailing many of its UFO encounters, the country’s Department of Defence said recently. A newspaper Freedom of Information request force the government to look for the files, but they have gone missing.

Where could they have gone? Here are a few our our theories:

  • The Australian government is hiding the truth, because those files will blow your mind, man.
  • The person who was in charge of finding the files was actually an alien, because they have infiltrated our highest halls of power.
  • The X-Files division got smashed one night and needed something to make torches out of when the power went out.