They may not be alive, but they are still political animals. For years, we’ve documented zombies trying to take over our democratic republic by holding the electoral process hostage, but we’ve never seen such a brazen attempt.
The zombies are running one of their own for president. Mr. A. Zombie (no relation to Rob) is running on a pro-zombie platform, along with his runningmate Noah Pulse. Nice try, walkers, but John Kerry’s defeat in 2004 proves that the American voter will always choose the candidate who is still human.