The Iraq war is winding down, as troops will begin coming home later this year. Operations in Libya are all done and checked off. There’s always Afghanistan, but is it us, or does it just not have the same air of excitement now that Osama bin Laden is dead?
This is leaving many Americans wondering, where’s the next big war? We need to invade someone else and we need to do it fast. Fear not, citizens we are making up, turns out we’re invading Australia. We’re sending in 250 Marines, which ought to be enough to take over the island, right? And don’t act like they don’t have it coming to them.