The war on twanimals

Twitter, it’s one of the most questionably popular sites on the Series of Tubes today. There are countless humans on there. The animals know this, that’s why they plan to have gorillas in Uganda tweet, thus endearing the ferocious beasts in our hearts.

Folks, we need to get twanimals off of Twitter. Tweeting is for humans only, save that “anyone can join, regardless of species” crap for Facebook.