Their other job is at Google Maps

A group of people without lives obviously conservatives (no, wait, this is Cali) very concerned citizens are protesting a lingerie store in Vacaville, California by videotaping customers as they enter and exit the store and then posting it on YouTube. Don’t get them wrong—they’re not against sex or lingerie or anything; they’re just concerned that it will turn their fair city into a pornographic wasteland soon to be engulfed in an all-consuming hellstorm of fire and brimstone.

Truth told, you can’t really blame them. I mean, that’s how these things happen all the time, after all. There’s, like, a mathematical equation to the craziness. Lingerie store opens up, 6 months later, a destructive rain of meteors rains down from the heavens while a gateway opens up, sending demons to destroy everything in the immediate vicinity. Happened not more than two miles from where I lived back in college. Durndest thing.

Coincidentally enough, I wonder just HOW they got so good with their camera skills. Yup, that’s right, we’re onto your hypocrisy.