They didn’t make it to 2011

Arkansas gets made fun of a lot, and rightfully so. But you have to give them credit, they do know how to ring in the new year.

Thousands of birds fell from the sky on New Year’s Eve in Beebe, Arkansas, and no one really knows why–or at least no one is taking credit for it. Theories include loud noises or fireworks, or maybe some sort of illness. We know what you’re thinking, and you can’t prove that any of The Guys were in Arkansas then. Was it you, faithful reader? If so, come forward and be hailed as the hero that you are!

One thought on “They didn’t make it to 2011”

  1. as my newly favorite Twitterer @leecamp said:

    “3,000 birds spontaneously fell from the sky, dead, in Arkansas. …probably due to the realization they were in Arkansas.”

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