The Guys really love Valentine’s Day, because we’re all sentimental and crap. That’s why we’re just going to come out and declare Russia a horrible, horrible place to live. That’s right, Russia has joined with Axis of Evil member Iran in hating the feast of St. Valentine.
Well, the Russian province of Belgorod, anyway. The Russian Orthodox church and social conservatives have condemned the holiday as a foreign holiday that has no place in their country–basically what Cinco de Mayo is to the U.S. We know Putin will set this right. He’s a romantic.
“Valentin”? or “Valentine”?
You Guys need to review your stories a little better.
He means the Russians might prefer Valentine’s if it were spelled “Valentin’s.” Guess Russian language jokes don’t hold as much water 20 years after the Cold War.
In Soviet Russia, bad joke explains you!
Also the name of a recurring Bond character. Next week I’m doing some jokes in Farsi.