They’re fat, not gullible

First, there were those vibrating belts. Then, those electrical pads that flex for you. And, we’ve all since laughed at the Shakeweight (mostly with our wallets, though). We’ve even told our nation’s overweight and obese to stop eating red meat, carbohydrates, sodium and corn syrup.

Now? Bigger forks.

At this point, we’re pretty sure science is just making s#@t up just to see what they can get fat people to do next.