We don’t condone crime of any sort, but maybe next time you don’t let the populace find out about these things:
- Your pilfering of a store in broad daylight while the statute is still live.
- Sexual activities with any type of animal while in the presence of a cop that’s a member of PETA.
- Your overseas and legal-in-three-island-nations marriage to a blow-up you found in an alleyway and named Jamiroquai.
- A 1:1 scale paper-mâché costume recreation of Brian Bosworth from Stone Cold.
- Your fraternity survey asking, “If you could rape someone, who would it be?”
Nnnnnnnnhhhh.
Finally, my hometown makes SG.