Folks, domestic assault is no joking matter (except if your family members are clowns). But it is even worse when that abuse involves animals. This blog is not saying abuse against animals, that is perfectly fine. We are saying it is sad when you abuse someone with an animal.
A man in Michigan is being charged with assault after police say he stabbed his mother with a fork (sad) and then hit another woman over the head with a frozen chicken (sadder). Folks, dinner time is supposed to be a peaceful, family gathering time. It’s a long-held American tradition. In fact, dinner is the most American meal there is.
So please, don’t waste dinnertime assaulting each other. Especially with a frozen chicken.
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