This is why sake bombs aren’t huge in America

We know you are as shocked and appalled as we are on this one: Tsuyoshi Kusanagi, whom we don’t have to tell you is a former member of the Japanese pop group SMAP and is now a television personality, was found by police drunk and naked in a park in Tokyo. (We’ve all been there.)

The story is shocking because Kushangi is known as one of the cleanest cut personalities on Japanese television today. Though this sounds like his image may change a bit now.

Worst of all, Kusangi is in for a Phelpsian twist: Toyota is pulling commercials featuring him, which will mean a significant dent in his wallet.

We’re not sure what SMAP is supposed to stand for, but today it stands for Seen Minus Any Pants.