Today in hardnosed journalism

Folks, we know you have all been wondering this, in a world where we are fighting two wars, dealing with a massive oil spill and tracking attempted car bombers in Times Square, there’s only one question to ask: what’s that smell?

Kim Kardashian claims she did not stink up a plane with a burrito, which apparently was of the very smelly variety. She said she hates burritos, so the story is completely false. Her lawyers contacted media outlets who reported the claim, and reminded them of the “he who smelt it, dealt it” clause.