Uncle Sam wants you (to booze)

Say what you will about Congress doing nothing but arguing over who gets to make the “microphone looks like a phallus” joke in the next session sitting around discussing laws all day, at least they’ve got some sense of proper celebration. That’s right folks, even Congress wants to celebrate the diamond anniversary of the re-legalization of alcohol. The best part of the story: knowingly or not, CBS gave SG a shout out in the headline!