Vampire deer exist, time to update your list of fears

We thought we had gotten rid of deer with huge friggin’ fangs decades ago. We were wrong.

Researchers with the Wildlife Conservation Society have found a Kashmir musk deer in northeastern Afghanistan. It’s the first one observed since 1948. While finding a rare deer doesn’t seem like big news, it’s particularly concerning that this deer has long fangs that hang out of its mouth.

There’s also the whole thing about surviving in a country that’s been the scene of one war or another for the past 30 years that makes this even scarier.