Vodka saved a poisoned Australian man’s life after he drank anti-freeze.
This is yet another miracle attributed to vodka, that colorless lifejuice from Russia. Other miracles include (but are apparently not limited to):
- Removing cigarette stink from laundry.
- Mixing well with any non-alcoholic beverage known to humanity.
- Making work bearable.
- Dean Martin’s career without Jerry Lewis.
- Making vermouth–and now anti-freeze–consumable.
Is it possible for the Vatican to beatify a beverage? It beats the hell (heh) out of red wine/BoC.