Waiting for a wax job

A wise man, I believe it was Ben Franklin, once said that no matter how silly it is to us Americans to have queen, we must respect others’ cultures. So when we make fun of people who care about a man currently known as a prince getting engaged to what appears to be a flat-nosed demon, we take it in stride for the sake of our limey allies.

But now, it appears Lady Katherine Middleton, a commoner, mist wait until her wedding vows are said and done before she can join her waxen in-laws in Madame Tussaud’s in London. That means we have to wait at least a year to have out pictures taken with the bride-to-be whose likeness has just a hint off enough to make her look creepy, like everyone else in the building.