Wall Street: the new Drunktown USA?

George W. Bush, the cunning wordsmith that he is, told a crowd at a recent GOP fundraiser, that Wall Street “got drunk” and “got a hangover.” Unconfirmed reports have Wall Street getting drunk while revisiting the classic George W. Bush drinking game.

There have yet to be any reports of Wall Street waking up with marker on it’s face for violating the shoes off before you pass out rule, or if it used protection on it’s bonds, but we’ll keep you posted.