Though SG was off last week, the War of Animals did not take a single day off, we believe this is mostly because there was no cease fire agreed to by officials on either side. So, in an effort to keep from shirking out duties, here’s what happened while we were away:
Hundreds of ducks turned up dead in Alberta, Canada. The traitorous Canadian government is actually angry about this, and is investigating an oil company in connection with this masterstroke blow to the nation’s waterfowl population.
The birds apparently landed on a pond that had toxic waste in it. Only five of the ducks were saved. This is good news, but this blog cannot rule out that these ducks now have super powers.
Eight Belles finished second at the Kentucky Derby after breaking two ankles. The horse was then euthenized on the track. This blog applauds the public execution. It sends a clear message to the horse community that if they cannot win a race, we have no use for them.
A recent survey confirms fears by some that bees are dying off in numbers seldom seen in managed hives. The insects are suspected to be dying off from new bee diseases (we may or may not have anything to do with that). However, this blog is not convinced that the bees are dying off. They may be going off to form tornadoes.