This just in: 95 percent of you are disgusting, and a full quarter of you are walking public health saboteurs.
Well, we can’t say that’s true for the entire population. The research was conducted exclusively in New Zealand, so really it’s the Kiwis that are trying to infect us all.
Considering damn near everyone on that island has participated in an orgy, colds may not be their top concern.
Also, my ticket to NZ is still pending.