Jay and Silent Bob aside, many of you have been wondering about this mysterious “Cliterhoe.” And yes, it’s pronounced just like it looks, much like Focker. However, in this case, which we here at SG will no longer call the French dainty little pansies, they are selling booze cheap, really cheap.
In a recent renovation of Cliterhoe Castle, it was found that it was actually exempt from UK tax laws, and can sell their booze for much less than any other UK booze outlet. In other news, The Guys have found the Cliterhoe and will be setting up operations there from here on out.