We thought only vampires cried tears of blood

A Tennessee teenager is either an extremely devout fan of True Blood or a scientific mystery. Fifteen-year old Calvino Inman has been crying out tears of blood on the regular, with no explanation as to why regular tears don’t form, unless of course, he is a blood-sucking vampire.

In related news Robert Smith is extremely sad and emo that his three decade pursuit of crying something other than tears has been a failure.