The pharmaceuticals industry has changed the way we view old age. Old men used to be creepy; now they’re creepy with boners.
As a result of Generation Viagra, women have fallen behind. While the average 55-year-old woman can remain sexually active for an additional 11 years, the average 55-year-old clinically-induced chubbie will continue to hump her leg until the undertaker forcibly restrains him.
If you thought that was bad enough, the fastest growing age group with STDs are the elderly. (Your grandmother apparently prefers to “ride bareback.”)
So, think about that next time you’re visiting older relatives.