Well, we also need a face

Are you a woman and no matter how hard you try, you just can’t find a guy that will be attracted to you? (Seriously? You can’t pick up a dude to save your life? You know we’re a lot easier to get than you ladies, right?) Because we have such a huge following of female readers, we are here to help you out.

Wear red.

There. That’s it. A new study shows that men find women more attractive in that color over others. Apparently, guys are so simple to attract, all you have to do is wear red. We’re like bulls. You wave that red cloth in front of us, and all we can think is “CHARGE!”

Our question is: does this work the other way around?

4 thoughts on “Well, we also need a face”

  1. When I look at that picture, I see the sickle cutting the hammer off of its handle, which then lands on the guy in the center’s helmet with a resounding “DO-O-O-O-ONG!”

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