We’re gonna need more handcuffs

Sure, everyone’s worried about sharks because they are at the beach this time of year, but there’s one threat that never goes away: bees.

They’re small, they travel in numbers too great for humans to compete with, they sting, and they have zero respect for the law. In North Carolina, bees swarmed around a sheriff’s deputy’s car, keeping him contained in the vehicle for over three hours. The deputy found a disabled truck carrying bees, and they escaped (the bees, I mean). The insects wasted no time going after the cruiser. Eventually beekeepers smoked them off.