Kris Humphries, Myla Sinanaj, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and all of those other people on that Kardashian show, it’s time to stop harassing ordinary Americans with your wild parties.
Two different people have filed lawsuits against the Kardashians for having wild parties in West Virginia, which, of course, is where those sorts of people go for the parties. Let’s take a look at excerpts from just one of the lawsuits, which alleges there was a sex tape being made.
“It was weird because on the floor was barnyard animals staring at them, sheep, two goats, unicorn, and I thought they were there as witnesses.”
“And Kris went irate on steroid rage, ripped the door open dragged me into the room, put a shot gun to my head that he got from Nets player Jayson Williams and forced me to watch the three defendants have sex with another for 5 hr’s [sic] against my will.”
“I defacated [sic] on my self, barnyard animals snipped at my feet, Chris is laughing at me like the Jolly Green Giant, then a knock on the door, Kim Kardashian opened and it was Charlie Sheen, who had a bag full of ecstasy and set ‘lets get this party started.'”
Really, those people think they are so important.
[via BVS]