It happens to every guy. You shoot accidentally in bed, much to the disappointment of your partner. A married couple in Ohio had just such a situation, except for the fact that it was a gun that went off. Story first, questions later.
Timothy Havens told police he was having sex with his astranged wife, when the incident happened. He reached for something on the nightstand and the pistol fired, hitting his wife in the chest. The man was arrested because he was in violation of a protective order against him filed by his wife, who is now in the hospital.
Yeah …
- Having sex with someone you have a protective order against is a violation?
- How did these two crazy love birds end up in the same bed in the first place?
- At what point in your love life do you need to have a loaded gun by the bed in order to really enjoy it?
- He wasn’t arrested for the accidental shooting?!
“He reached for something on the nightstand and the pistol fired,”
and by “something” he means “lube” or a “special interest item” right? right??
right.