WHAT DID WE GET? OUR TIME IN COURT!

So, in May, SG reported to you about how Lesbians are trying to get their own name. Well, their time in court is here.

Lesbians from Lesbos are suing the other lesbians because apparently being a Lesbian doesn’t mean that you’re, you know … into lesbians. Attending Lilith Fair, though, still continues to mean that you are. Did you understand all of that? Because despite the number of times that I’ve read this story, all I got out of it was a headache.