An Australian couple was awakened in the middle of the night by an unwelcomed intruder, a kangaroo. The kangaroo did not choose the front door, but in a more sensible fashion, Chuck Norrised the bedroom window to break in. It is clear that the animals are getting desperate and are turning to robbery for monetary purposes.
We however don’t know what part of this story is dumber, the fact that the animals are breaking into houses, or that the man thought the kangaroo might be a “lunatic ninja.”