When truck balls are illegal …

South Carolina has no balls–at least their trucks don’t. That’s because they’ve outlawed them. Those plastic testicle-looking things that some of our classier citizens hang on the back of their pick-up trucks to assure that their vehicle is no lady are illegal in the state. But one man is prepared to go balls-out against the police.

A man in South Carolina was ticketed for displaying truck genitals, and it’s the second time such a thing has happened in the state this year. It’s only a matter of time before police start cracking down on truck nuts statewide.

If drivers are so concerned about showing their trucks’ masculinity and heterosexuality, then why are so eager to hop inside them and take them for a ride?