It’s time to crack one open and celebrate, while you’re at it, drink to your health. A new study says drinkers and smokers live just as long, if not longer, as their lamer soberer counterparts.
Researchers studied a group of European Jews aged 95 and up, and looked at their habits. What they found was that of the old dudes, those who did not exercise and drank a bit in their day would be more likely to live longer than the general population averages. Which means that sitting on your ass drinking could actually add years onto your life.
So start doing shots right now, it’s time to save your own life!
It’s certainly the lifeblood of Lynchburg, TN despite their backwards, teetotal-ling ways.