Like, I’m not sure if you’ve heard the news, but there’s some really horrible tragedy going on! No, I don’t know what Darpfor is, is that a car? I think my dad’s assistant drives that. Middle-class? What’s that? Are those poor people? Whatever, I’m not them. Shut up already and let me tell you this horror story!
A yearbook won’t run this downtrodden girl’s picture! It’s like Ken Gong Il Dovio and Sodom Hugestain totally had a kid and that kid decided to make a yearbook!
The yearbook nerds, who I bet aren’t popular at all, say they’re refusing to run the picture because it’s inappropriate. They don’t even know what appropriate is! She says that it’s artistic, which it totally is, obviously.
This is a complete trouncing of her first amendments, no all of them! ARGH! IT’S SO UNFAIR!