Who (other than Kevin Costner) saw this coming?

Somali pirates have seized The Sirius Star, a reportedly fully-loaded oil tanker that can carry 2 million barrels of crude and is three times larger than a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier. (This is not to be confused with The Siriusly Star, which is a rowboat full of 2 million Arby’s coupons.)

Along with the 300,000 ton vessel, they are also holding the MV Faina, an Ukranian arms ship that contains T-72 Russian tanks.

So, heavily armed pirates have a giant, full oil tanker and loads of weapons requiring said oil. Meanwhile, global warming is melting our polar caps and, if left unchecked, could flood the world.

Of all the two post-apocalyptic sci-fi-y Kevin Costner flicks, why did Waterworld have to be the prophetic one? At least The Postman promised continued mail delivery.

3 thoughts on “Who (other than Kevin Costner) saw this coming?”

  1. Anyone know what oil tanker they (Dennis Hopper and is be-jetskiied cronies) were on? Hint: It and its drunk captain made big news in 1989.

    “Let’s win this one for St. Joe [Hazelwood]!”

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