Who would’ve thought booze and alcohol would be bad paired together?

For those that didn’t catch Savages in the theater, allow me to sum it up for you: it’s not good. Oh sure, it’s got some moments, it’s got Salma Hayek in thoroughly unattractive haircut, it’s even got the always entertaining Benicio Del Toro. Despite those traits, it’s still not good.

Could someone do it better? Potentially. Is it a worthy movie to view while inebriated? Sure.

Should you try to recreate the movie with real guns and real ammo after consuming a sizable amount of real alcohol. Probably not.