Who’s hungry for some frog legs?

We’re going to start off by saying that we have no way of confirming the validity of this story, but in the War on Animals we must treat every threat as a credible threat.

In China, a 44-lb. frog was apparently caught in some mountainous region you’ve never heard of. Yes, the frog weighed more than your dog. The frog was later killed and eaten, because in China, they know how to send a message to their enemies.

Only one picture of the frog exists. A likely story, of course. But keep in mind, the animals may be realizing that numbers alone are not going to defeat us, so they are experimenting with size, too.