Tired of seeing their bretheren slain for us giving thanks, the turkeys have started fighting back. Don’t let the dull eyes and sumptious breasts fool you, these dangerous beasts are out for blood.
In Wisconsin these demon birds are attacking postal workers on their daily routes. Our nations’ mail carriers were supplied with water pistols to fend off the feathered freaks, but apparently they are adapting.
Save a postal worker, kill a turkey.